Rating: 0/4
Movie 43
It really is absolutely baffling to see how many talented, some Oscar winning, people like Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman actually signed on to UTTERLY humiliate themselves in one of the worst Films of 2013. It honestly just flat out hurts to watch this. If you thought it was bad with Al Pacino in "Jack and Jill" back in 2011 you have not seen all of these stars in "Movie 43". Are we suppose to find it funny where there's this sketch where Kate Winslet goes on a blind date with Hugh Jackman, only to find out that there's a par of Balls on his Chin? Are we suppose to find it funny where there's another one where Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant play Truth or dare and do fucking stupid things like blow out the Candles of a blind Boy's Birthday Cake and get plastic surgery on themselves? or this other one with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt where Anna Faris wants to be pooped on by him? the answer to those three questions, and a shitload of other ones I didn't write in to this review, is no. Not at all. Every single fucking joke in this Film falls just SO flat that it's honestly just physically painful to see how bad it misses the mark. Unless the must have had all of these people hostage or recorded them having sex with a Donkey or a Hippo then your really just shocked, baffled, and just depressed to see how this Film wastes there talents second by second. If you think it was hard to watch George Clooney , who was smart enough to say "no" to this, in "Batman and Robin", Sandra Bullock in "All about Steve", Halle Berry in "Catwoman", which, compared to this shit, is basically "Spider-Man 2", and Ben Affleck in "Gigli" just imagine all 4 of those Films times 10 together in one utter abomination called "Movie 43". I am NOT even kidding you. When you watch this Film you can just see the misery on all of these Actors faces. You can just tell that they wanted to get off of this Film while they could at the end. While I was watching the sketch with Hugh Jackman with the fake set of balls to his Chin I figured the following: 1)- They did it in one take because they whole sketch was rushed and forced, 2)- He looked embarrassed filming it because he was just thinking to himself "Why did I do "Les Miserables" this year?!", and 3)- He was probably, along with Winslet, just crying after doing it because it's just amazing to see how him and Winslet subjected themselves to this kind of toilet humor. If you want to see Jackman and Winslet in a Film that features non-stop Toilet humor BUT actually has rhyme and reason to it then check out "Flushed Away". I really have not that much to say about this piece of shit, mother fucking Film, which made me SO angry, but I will say this; avoid it, skip it, burn it, go read a Book instead if it's on TV, and if someone offers you to watch it with them then just call the Police on them. Just avoid this damn Film at all coast. Life's to short.
Movie 43
It really is absolutely baffling to see how many talented, some Oscar winning, people like Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman actually signed on to UTTERLY humiliate themselves in one of the worst Films of 2013. It honestly just flat out hurts to watch this. If you thought it was bad with Al Pacino in "Jack and Jill" back in 2011 you have not seen all of these stars in "Movie 43". Are we suppose to find it funny where there's this sketch where Kate Winslet goes on a blind date with Hugh Jackman, only to find out that there's a par of Balls on his Chin? Are we suppose to find it funny where there's another one where Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant play Truth or dare and do fucking stupid things like blow out the Candles of a blind Boy's Birthday Cake and get plastic surgery on themselves? or this other one with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt where Anna Faris wants to be pooped on by him? the answer to those three questions, and a shitload of other ones I didn't write in to this review, is no. Not at all. Every single fucking joke in this Film falls just SO flat that it's honestly just physically painful to see how bad it misses the mark. Unless the must have had all of these people hostage or recorded them having sex with a Donkey or a Hippo then your really just shocked, baffled, and just depressed to see how this Film wastes there talents second by second. If you think it was hard to watch George Clooney , who was smart enough to say "no" to this, in "Batman and Robin", Sandra Bullock in "All about Steve", Halle Berry in "Catwoman", which, compared to this shit, is basically "Spider-Man 2", and Ben Affleck in "Gigli" just imagine all 4 of those Films times 10 together in one utter abomination called "Movie 43". I am NOT even kidding you. When you watch this Film you can just see the misery on all of these Actors faces. You can just tell that they wanted to get off of this Film while they could at the end. While I was watching the sketch with Hugh Jackman with the fake set of balls to his Chin I figured the following: 1)- They did it in one take because they whole sketch was rushed and forced, 2)- He looked embarrassed filming it because he was just thinking to himself "Why did I do "Les Miserables" this year?!", and 3)- He was probably, along with Winslet, just crying after doing it because it's just amazing to see how him and Winslet subjected themselves to this kind of toilet humor. If you want to see Jackman and Winslet in a Film that features non-stop Toilet humor BUT actually has rhyme and reason to it then check out "Flushed Away". I really have not that much to say about this piece of shit, mother fucking Film, which made me SO angry, but I will say this; avoid it, skip it, burn it, go read a Book instead if it's on TV, and if someone offers you to watch it with them then just call the Police on them. Just avoid this damn Film at all coast. Life's to short.