Rating: 1.5/4
American Reunion
A very unfunny, disappointing entry in the "American Pie" franchise. I actually didn't laugh once while watching this Film. Nothing, not even a chuckle was emerged from my Face while watching this mess of a Film. Like all of the other "American Pie" Films, The sex and cursing in this Film is just non-stop. Well, hell, don't forget the first "American Pie" Film gave us the infamous Pie-masturbation scene in 1999 with actor Jason Biggs (who is once again in this Film). Anyway, the sex in this Film is.... If I could give a percentage in this Film of how much sex is in this, I would say about 87% of this freaking Film. People use the words "Fuck" and "Shit" like non-stop in this Film. As a matter of fact, people both have sex and say either "Fuck" or "Shit" while doing it. What's disappointing about "American Reunion" is that nothing much happens in this Film. From what I said of people just having sex and swearing, is pretty much what mostly happens in this Film. I always say this, but when I dislike a Film I sometimes will say that everybody is at least having fun doing the Film. And they are. Like all of the "American Pie" Films (even the one's that went direct-to-DVD), everybody is just having the time of there lives doing this Film. Maybe because everyone gets to have sex with each other? Because of all of the goofy, wacky moments in the Film? Maybe (most likely) it's because there all getting an easy paycheck out the Door?. Maybe all of the above. Heck, this Film (somehow) has Eugene Levy ("Taking Woodstock"). Although I'm not really nuts over that Guy or even liked him in the 2009 Film "Taking Woodstock", I still gotta say that he's got some Balls to be in a Film like this. But, hey, he was in all of the other "American Pie" Films (even the one's that went direct-to-DVD) so why am I a bit surprised about him being in "American Reunion"? Well, because like I said before that nothing much happens in this Film, Levy should have been smart enough to say "no" to this and go do something else because his character offers nothing new or interesting in this. If you look at the poster for this Film (even the one that I have right now) you can clearly see that everyone was pleased and so happy doing this Film, you can also see a nearly-eaten Pie on the bottom left corner, now maybe for the next Film (which they'll probably call "American Lock-down") they'll actually do something interesting and new with everybody. They will, for a fact, include non-stop sex and language. Again, I hope if they make another "American Pie" Film they do something new or interesting with everybody, I also hope they don't waste everybody's time and money with more pointless sex and profanity like with what they did with "American Reunion" in 2012. So, yeah, this was a very disappointing (not only unfunny) effort from the "American Pie" franchise. They should bring back the Pie-masturbation scene with actor Jason Biggs so that it can shock and sicken the audience. It can prove that the producers have the Balls (like Eugene Levy agreeing to doing this again) to take shocking chances on scenes like that.
American Reunion
A very unfunny, disappointing entry in the "American Pie" franchise. I actually didn't laugh once while watching this Film. Nothing, not even a chuckle was emerged from my Face while watching this mess of a Film. Like all of the other "American Pie" Films, The sex and cursing in this Film is just non-stop. Well, hell, don't forget the first "American Pie" Film gave us the infamous Pie-masturbation scene in 1999 with actor Jason Biggs (who is once again in this Film). Anyway, the sex in this Film is.... If I could give a percentage in this Film of how much sex is in this, I would say about 87% of this freaking Film. People use the words "Fuck" and "Shit" like non-stop in this Film. As a matter of fact, people both have sex and say either "Fuck" or "Shit" while doing it. What's disappointing about "American Reunion" is that nothing much happens in this Film. From what I said of people just having sex and swearing, is pretty much what mostly happens in this Film. I always say this, but when I dislike a Film I sometimes will say that everybody is at least having fun doing the Film. And they are. Like all of the "American Pie" Films (even the one's that went direct-to-DVD), everybody is just having the time of there lives doing this Film. Maybe because everyone gets to have sex with each other? Because of all of the goofy, wacky moments in the Film? Maybe (most likely) it's because there all getting an easy paycheck out the Door?. Maybe all of the above. Heck, this Film (somehow) has Eugene Levy ("Taking Woodstock"). Although I'm not really nuts over that Guy or even liked him in the 2009 Film "Taking Woodstock", I still gotta say that he's got some Balls to be in a Film like this. But, hey, he was in all of the other "American Pie" Films (even the one's that went direct-to-DVD) so why am I a bit surprised about him being in "American Reunion"? Well, because like I said before that nothing much happens in this Film, Levy should have been smart enough to say "no" to this and go do something else because his character offers nothing new or interesting in this. If you look at the poster for this Film (even the one that I have right now) you can clearly see that everyone was pleased and so happy doing this Film, you can also see a nearly-eaten Pie on the bottom left corner, now maybe for the next Film (which they'll probably call "American Lock-down") they'll actually do something interesting and new with everybody. They will, for a fact, include non-stop sex and language. Again, I hope if they make another "American Pie" Film they do something new or interesting with everybody, I also hope they don't waste everybody's time and money with more pointless sex and profanity like with what they did with "American Reunion" in 2012. So, yeah, this was a very disappointing (not only unfunny) effort from the "American Pie" franchise. They should bring back the Pie-masturbation scene with actor Jason Biggs so that it can shock and sicken the audience. It can prove that the producers have the Balls (like Eugene Levy agreeing to doing this again) to take shocking chances on scenes like that.