Rating: 0.5/4
Fun Size
I hated every minute of this unfunny Film. When I mean unfunny I mean BEYOND damn unfunny. I'm not even exaggerating. Now let me tell you what this even about; The story is that Victoria Justice plays a teenage girl in High School named Wren. Who wants to go to a Halloween party with her friend April, played by Jane Levy. Wren decides to dress up as Dorthy from "The Wizard of Oz" and April decides to dress up as a Slutty Kitty costume. Don't forget this is a Nickelodeon-branded Film. But Wren's Halloween' party plans gets botched up when her Mom tells her that she has to watch her little bastard brother named Albert, played by a Kid named Jackson Nicoll (Which, I'm pretty sure this is his first feature length Film). Now that she can't go to the Halloween party she has to take the little Fucker Trick-or-treating instead. Albert decides to dress up as Spider-Man. But when they go Trick-or-treating she looses the Kid and it's up to her and her friend April to find the Kid before Halloween is over. After you watch this Film you may not even want to do Halloween anymore. God, "American Reunion" was funnier then this Film. Don't forget that this is being marketed as a Nickelodeon Film. That's right a NICKELODEON Film. If I already said that Wren's best Friend dresses up as a Slutty Kitty for Halloween then you can only imagine how fucking low Nickelodeon has shrunken down to in 2012. Not only does her Friend like to dress up like she's a whore in this, but there's also A LOT more family-friendly stuff in this Film like jokes about sex, people fire Guns at each other, A Man puts his Head between a Girl's Boobs and starts to shake his Head between them, and words like "Bitch" and "Ass" are uttered throughout this whole Film. "Trick-or-Treat, Bitch!" is what one of the characters says in this Film and wen you here that guy say that you can already tell how much he fucking regrets being in this and saying that. I think it was Johnny Knoxville who said that but I don't want to be so precise with who was who in this. This Film is actually rated PG-13 which makes this the SECOND Nickelodeon Film to be given this rating. The first Film to be given this rating was a direct-to-DVD released Film that was called "Angus, Thongs and perfect Snogging". Speaking of direct-to-DVD released Films this piece of crap should have been released direct-to-DVD because when you watch this "Fun Size" feels like it was made back in 2005 or should have been one of those Teen Nick Films that they would show on TV. No, in fact Teen Nick Executives would reject this Film as in insult to there intelligence. And that's the network that shows stuff like people smoking, kissing, and cursing. With Kids under the age of 9 as the targeted audience. So to wrap it up: This Film is EASILY one of the worst Film experiences I have ever had. Plus, it's one of the worst Film I have ever seen in my life. Not even Johnny Knoxville can save this mess.
Fun Size
I hated every minute of this unfunny Film. When I mean unfunny I mean BEYOND damn unfunny. I'm not even exaggerating. Now let me tell you what this even about; The story is that Victoria Justice plays a teenage girl in High School named Wren. Who wants to go to a Halloween party with her friend April, played by Jane Levy. Wren decides to dress up as Dorthy from "The Wizard of Oz" and April decides to dress up as a Slutty Kitty costume. Don't forget this is a Nickelodeon-branded Film. But Wren's Halloween' party plans gets botched up when her Mom tells her that she has to watch her little bastard brother named Albert, played by a Kid named Jackson Nicoll (Which, I'm pretty sure this is his first feature length Film). Now that she can't go to the Halloween party she has to take the little Fucker Trick-or-treating instead. Albert decides to dress up as Spider-Man. But when they go Trick-or-treating she looses the Kid and it's up to her and her friend April to find the Kid before Halloween is over. After you watch this Film you may not even want to do Halloween anymore. God, "American Reunion" was funnier then this Film. Don't forget that this is being marketed as a Nickelodeon Film. That's right a NICKELODEON Film. If I already said that Wren's best Friend dresses up as a Slutty Kitty for Halloween then you can only imagine how fucking low Nickelodeon has shrunken down to in 2012. Not only does her Friend like to dress up like she's a whore in this, but there's also A LOT more family-friendly stuff in this Film like jokes about sex, people fire Guns at each other, A Man puts his Head between a Girl's Boobs and starts to shake his Head between them, and words like "Bitch" and "Ass" are uttered throughout this whole Film. "Trick-or-Treat, Bitch!" is what one of the characters says in this Film and wen you here that guy say that you can already tell how much he fucking regrets being in this and saying that. I think it was Johnny Knoxville who said that but I don't want to be so precise with who was who in this. This Film is actually rated PG-13 which makes this the SECOND Nickelodeon Film to be given this rating. The first Film to be given this rating was a direct-to-DVD released Film that was called "Angus, Thongs and perfect Snogging". Speaking of direct-to-DVD released Films this piece of crap should have been released direct-to-DVD because when you watch this "Fun Size" feels like it was made back in 2005 or should have been one of those Teen Nick Films that they would show on TV. No, in fact Teen Nick Executives would reject this Film as in insult to there intelligence. And that's the network that shows stuff like people smoking, kissing, and cursing. With Kids under the age of 9 as the targeted audience. So to wrap it up: This Film is EASILY one of the worst Film experiences I have ever had. Plus, it's one of the worst Film I have ever seen in my life. Not even Johnny Knoxville can save this mess.