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Branded
Rating: 0/4
I...... Honestly, have nothing to say about this Film.... No, I mean it, I have nothing to say about fucking "Branded". AT ALL. What I will say about this Film was that I fucking hated this Film so much. I don' think I've ever had this much hate -- no, despise for a Film since "Battlefield Earth" or "Gigli". Hell, I despised this Film so much that when this Film ended, I was just so, so, so fucking pissed. Hell, I was just FUMED with how god-awfully bad this piece of crap "Branded" is. Now, I'm sorry for the amount of profanity that I'm using in this review, but this Film just pissed me off so much that I just want to get it all out on my site. Over and done with. What I find so funny and ironic about this Film is that when you see the Poster for this, you see this one guy, on a Roof, holding on to a Gun and an Axe, while some sort of Monster-like creatures are just coming towards him. Like the Film is saying to you that's it's going to be some sort of big, ridiculous action Film. Let me just say that, THIS IS NOT AN ACTION FILM! NOT AT ALL! The Poster for this Film is false advertisement. So I saw this Film thinking that it's going to be some sort of silly, dumb action Film, but it wasn't not at all. So Ii wasted 106 Minutes of my life watching this stupid-ass Film. Did I mention that I hated this Film? Because I HATED, HATED this Film! Not only does the Poster for "Branded" lie to you, but the acting, the performances in this Film is terrible. I mean, when you watch this Film everybody just looks flat-out miserable doing this Film. Lead actors Ed Stoppard (who I've never head of) and Leelee Sobieski (who needs to really change her career around, having been in Films like "88 Minutes" and "In the Name of the King") all look like they both got fooled into doing this for an easy paycheck (which was probably only like $20) and had nothing planning on there Minds. What's worse it that there two of the worst actors that I've ever seen in a Film in a long, long time. So, not only do they both look miserable wasting there time with "Branded", but they both give some of the worst, most embarrassing performances of there careers (and I'm STILL not sure if Ed Stoppard has done any other Films). Another thing to is that, Spoiler Al -- No, you know what? It shouldn't matter because NONE of you are going to see this Film, this whole Film is narrated by a talking Cow Head in the Sky. I am not even kidding you. If this very Film doesn't sound stupid enough already then your just going to faint when you find out what the plot is even about. It gets WAY worse from there. Believe me. So, this was 106 Minutes of my life that I will never get back and I hope that if you somehow (and I would like to know why) plan to see this stupid-ass fucking Film, you hate just as much as I did. This is easily, EASILY one of the worst Films of 2012. But, hey, it's over and I'll never have to see it again. Ever again. EVER. I also hope that this is going to be one of those rare occasions in which Ii give a zero star rating to a Film because I don't want to be one of those Film Critics that gets criticized for being to harsh on a Film. I'm a nice guy, I really am. "Branded", however, transformed me into one of the most hateful human beings that you'll ever see. Well, that is, of course, if you make me watch this piece of crap ever again.
Rating: 0/4
I...... Honestly, have nothing to say about this Film.... No, I mean it, I have nothing to say about fucking "Branded". AT ALL. What I will say about this Film was that I fucking hated this Film so much. I don' think I've ever had this much hate -- no, despise for a Film since "Battlefield Earth" or "Gigli". Hell, I despised this Film so much that when this Film ended, I was just so, so, so fucking pissed. Hell, I was just FUMED with how god-awfully bad this piece of crap "Branded" is. Now, I'm sorry for the amount of profanity that I'm using in this review, but this Film just pissed me off so much that I just want to get it all out on my site. Over and done with. What I find so funny and ironic about this Film is that when you see the Poster for this, you see this one guy, on a Roof, holding on to a Gun and an Axe, while some sort of Monster-like creatures are just coming towards him. Like the Film is saying to you that's it's going to be some sort of big, ridiculous action Film. Let me just say that, THIS IS NOT AN ACTION FILM! NOT AT ALL! The Poster for this Film is false advertisement. So I saw this Film thinking that it's going to be some sort of silly, dumb action Film, but it wasn't not at all. So Ii wasted 106 Minutes of my life watching this stupid-ass Film. Did I mention that I hated this Film? Because I HATED, HATED this Film! Not only does the Poster for "Branded" lie to you, but the acting, the performances in this Film is terrible. I mean, when you watch this Film everybody just looks flat-out miserable doing this Film. Lead actors Ed Stoppard (who I've never head of) and Leelee Sobieski (who needs to really change her career around, having been in Films like "88 Minutes" and "In the Name of the King") all look like they both got fooled into doing this for an easy paycheck (which was probably only like $20) and had nothing planning on there Minds. What's worse it that there two of the worst actors that I've ever seen in a Film in a long, long time. So, not only do they both look miserable wasting there time with "Branded", but they both give some of the worst, most embarrassing performances of there careers (and I'm STILL not sure if Ed Stoppard has done any other Films). Another thing to is that, Spoiler Al -- No, you know what? It shouldn't matter because NONE of you are going to see this Film, this whole Film is narrated by a talking Cow Head in the Sky. I am not even kidding you. If this very Film doesn't sound stupid enough already then your just going to faint when you find out what the plot is even about. It gets WAY worse from there. Believe me. So, this was 106 Minutes of my life that I will never get back and I hope that if you somehow (and I would like to know why) plan to see this stupid-ass fucking Film, you hate just as much as I did. This is easily, EASILY one of the worst Films of 2012. But, hey, it's over and I'll never have to see it again. Ever again. EVER. I also hope that this is going to be one of those rare occasions in which Ii give a zero star rating to a Film because I don't want to be one of those Film Critics that gets criticized for being to harsh on a Film. I'm a nice guy, I really am. "Branded", however, transformed me into one of the most hateful human beings that you'll ever see. Well, that is, of course, if you make me watch this piece of crap ever again.